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Apocryphal But True represents the merger of the old comedic paradigm with the aspirational cybernetic goals of vertically integrating the dynamic organization of organizational dynamism. with a shared vision of creating an imaginative and vibrant remarketing group with the skills base that will challenge the status quo on the global stage. In other words, by incentivizing the metric of the key enabler in an upselling paradigm of best of breed action items, we intend to disintermediate the critical path deal flow by taking our secret sauce offline, and outside the box. In future, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

ABT is here to make you laugh in between trying to hook up on facebook, and downloading porn. It’s Jim’s plan to take his radio humor to cyberspace, with all the goodies you, his fans, have come to expect. And for you new fans, to introduce you to his peculiar idiomatic psychopathology. Characters, dialects, commentary, paranoia, and just plain mucking about. There will be a wealth of features on the site, which he’ll renew periodically, like “It’s News to Us,” a frequent (which means when he feels like it) news program skewering current events, flash animation, various categories of audio humor, and a pony! Or at least a pile of horseshit big enough to make you think one’s in there. And while you’re digging, click on “purchase” to download forty minutes of original audio sketch humor! Watch this space (and your ass).

What’s New?
Well, we did it! We finally produced “It’s a Blunderful Life, the EP Dance Remix” and we’re offering it as a bonus track when you buy the album! Kiss Georgie goodbye and support your local web comic at the same time! Also, we’re updating “It’s News to Us” again, with a special new team member giving his misunderestimations of the political scene. The Queen has decided to set the record straight about her checkered past, and pulls no punches doing it. Her first installment touches on a remarkably contemporary topic. We’re starting a new series on religion, and of course, the evergreen Conspiracy Corner is sprouting deadly new shoots. Check ‘em out, and keep coming back. We’ll make more!